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Title: Can We Use Your Desk Then?
Rating: PG-13
Categories: Drabble, Humor
Warnings: Slash
Word Count: 242
Summary: A new sign appears in NCIS Headquarters.
Disclaimer: If you recognize it, I don't own it. I also don't own the picture.

Notes: This was inspired by a sign I came across on Failblog, which appears at the end.

Gibbs and DiNozzo strongly suspected the jig was up the day the sign appeared outside every elevator in Headquarters.

Their suspicions were confirmed when, one week (and several incidents of disobeying the sign) later, the sign appeared inside all the elevators above the stop button, which had been altered to require an ID swipe to function.

There was absolutely no doubt in their minds when surveillance cameras appeared above a second copy of the sign inside the elevators two days later, after further disobedience of the sign.

Though disobeying the sign further would certainly satisfy Tony’s exhibitionist streak, Gibbs mused, that was not a kink he shared. Besides, during his bi-weekly e-mail check, Gibbs had discovered twelve messages from Director Vance concerning elevator policy. In the final e-mail, Vance had threatened to permanently ban him and Tony from all elevators in the building.

In order to get Vance off their case, Gibbs and Tony decided that an unscheduled visit to the Director was the way to go.

Their opening gambit ended up being all they needed. Vance’s response to “Can we use your desk, then?” was to have a small mockup of an elevator for their personal use constructed in an unused room on the top floor. The security guards who monitored the surveillance cameras were sent to guard other places and the cameras recorded without being viewed.

The signs requesting that people “Please refrain from copulating in the elevator”, however, stayed.

Via Failblog
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